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I had a dream that dnd 6e dropped and it was all biblical themed?? like you couldn't play a wizard or a bard, you could only play as a prophet, a heretic, or like an apostle I think? and the races were like human, demon, humanoid angel, and biblically accurate angel? the DM was always referred to as God too??
anyway the plot of the dream was a d20 campaign with 6e and brennan was having way too much fun playing God and got excommunicated by the catholic church for being?? too sacrilegious ig? and then the next session was just a poorly veiled plot to assassinate the pope? I don't remember the details but it was a wild ride.
#rolls dice#nat20 on assassinating the pope#sorry for loredumping about myself#but#dreamposting#d20#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#dnd#dndposting
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Rolls to Alarm Your Players
Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#rollingtable#forgotten realms#dungeon master#dm#rpg#ttrpg#d12#rolling rolling table#dice
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Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...
#cotl#cult of the lamb#shamura cotl#cotl shamura#cotl ratau#ratau cotl#fan art#digital art#my art#I think of the idea that Ratau went into Silkcradle and tried to battle Shamura and lost.#I think like ''take out their leader so they are all helpless''#it didn't work#lost an eye#was constantly chased by the other bishop's followers for attempting to#and now years later in his extended lifespan#a certain spider walks into his hut#mind not quite there#quite lost#and they play a game#and maybe they recognize him maybe not#maybe the anxiety of having a ex-god-now-demigod is overreacted and overthought#but for now he'll just roll his dice#and see why they were once called the god of wisdom and war
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More Aro/Ace themed sweaters
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#my art#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aro#ace#aroace ford#aro ford#ace ford#the ‘how I roll’ is based on an actual shirt design i saw#except i made the sweater with a 38-sided dice instead of 20#no id#queue
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Jacob sartorius he/they
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liking dnd is so funny because yeah you play the actual game sometimes but mostly you just think about the game and watch other people play the game and slowly go insane thinking about how much you wish you could play the game and hoping that buying more shiny rocks will fix everything
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#not going through something rn wdym haha...#i am FINE i have DEFINITELY played at least once in the last seven weeks#i am also definitely not the scheduling person in my group i am not stressed that no one has time for dnd apparently#i'm fine i just started another critical role campaign im fine im so stable#*screaming*#it provides seratonin but WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY TO ROLL MY LITTLE DICE FUCK#it's okay i just need to buy more dice#that will fix me
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"There are two type of Dice.." _ animation WIP Showman: "...What ..are you doing?" 🤨 Gangster: "What do you mean?" 🙃 Fanart/fananimation gif: King Dice/Mr. King Dice (Cuphead franchise, Cuphead the game, the Cuphead show by mdhr studio/netflix). It's still a wip but I wanted to post it anyway! XD
#cuphead king dice#king dice cuphead#king dice#mrkingdice#d&d dice#dicexdice#roll the dice#rpg dice#the cuphead show#studio mdhr#renew the cuphead show#the cup brothers#cuphead show#cuphead fanart#cuphead dont deal with the devil#cuphead devil#cuphead bosses#king dice fanart#cuphead fandom#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#my art#cartoon#sketch#my post#cuphead fanfic#art of the day#animation#funny characters
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Then why are you here? What is it you want? I want to free you.
#critical role#cr lb#ygifs#cr3#imogen#liliana temult#maybe a bitch cried and that bitch was me#anyway the psychology of imogen using her responses as questions to get liliana to talk it out more it's so good#the 90 episode payoff is SO GOOD FOR ME#the TWO 31 rolls like the dice said it's laura bailey guys#also like it has to be ludinus planted that liliana's go-to is the ''children'' like something's not right there matt#it's so reset to factory settings and strange that she's hollowly committed to a concept that isn't even actually real#but it Was real for liliana when she first set out to protect her daughter#like how really All There can you be when your work husband is ludinus daleth#imogen getting her conversation I'm just framing it
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IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY
(feat. Dilla)
(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#ah...the eternal dilemma of 'is it hair dye or whimsical anime hair'. and so we roll the dice again.#so it's canon now that yuu is inexplicably great at bugling. everybody get ready to incorporate that incredible trivia into your characters#anyway HELLO THERE madam spade#i think we have enough evidence now to say that you're not allowed into nrc unless you have an absolutely smoking mom#(riddle's mom has a smoking crater where her heart should be but we digress)#dilla likes two things: BIG VANS and also telling her son's friends all about how he used to literally refuse to not dress like a bunny#and yet now he does not wish to dress like a bunny. :( deuce what HAPPENED#meanwhile epel is too polite to whine at his best friend's mom so he's just hoping vil never finds out he wore a bonnet#silver is like 'i'm the handsomest little marching band boy. i'm taking this outfit back to show everyone.'#and ortho put all his points into POWERFUL THIGHS#he minmaxed leg day and is going to go kick a tree in half#can't wait for part 2 to see if they resolve the exciting cliffhanger of whether or not silver finds an alarm clock
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He's the one i'd make a soul contract with😈😈 (or w his boss ykyk)
#art#fanart#cuphead dont deal with the devil#cuphead show#king dice art#king dice fanart#king dice#digital art#cuphead game#roll the dice
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Pov of the shepherds probably
#i want to grab this guy and roll him like a dice#mandela catalogue#the mandela catalogue#tmc#mandela catalogue fanart#tmc fanart#tmc gabriel#horror#art#horror art#fanart#tmc art#tw scopophobia#alternate gabriel#mandela catalogue gabriel#overthrone
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
(poll results here for context)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose#and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.
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You guys remember Starkid dnd one shot they streamed a month ago? I did a fanart!!
—which got so delayed because it’s basically turned to character design practice and I also procrastinated, as expected.
I love this party! They’re so silly. If you haven’t watched the stream, I highly recommend.
Do whatever with these garbage designs, but I’ll claim Tony Keith as my oc now, sorry Jon..
#starkid#team starkid#starkid rolls the dice#starkid dnd#cinderella’s castle#my art#still figuring out how to draw anthro..
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Roll the dice (Prologue)
Summary: You’re in trouble, and it’s all your fault.
Pairing: Mobster!Steve Rogers x fem!Reader
Warnings: mafia au, angst, mentions of criminal activities, mentions of sickness, mentions of stealing, scared reader, bruises
You’re in trouble, and it’s all your fault.
Stealing from your boss wasn’t the smartest move. Even though you had no other choice.
If you hadn’t taken the money from him, your grandmother would’ve died.
She doesn’t have insurance and needed a life-saving surgery. You worked your ass off, juggling three jobs a day, only to not make ends meet.
When the doctor told you they were going to release your grandmother from the hospital to die, you had to do something—anything.
For only a moment, you lost your mind and did something you’d never have done if not for your grandmother. The woman raising you.
“Ah, there she is,” your boss chuckles when his right-hand man, the one everyone calls executioner, drags you inside his office. The man leans back in his expensive chair, legs spread wide as he runs his hands up and down his thighs. “Where did you hide, little runaway?”
You whimper, feeling another bruise form on your arm, joining the ones the executioner painted your body with. His hands are still covered in the blood of the poor motel owner who dared to try to stop him.
“Got her, Steve,” the man chasing you like feral dogs says as he pushes you toward your boss. Steven Grant Rogers. Stone-cold businessman in public, and merciless mafia boss in the shadows. “Tell me if you want me to get rid of the remnants.”
Sniffling, you surrender to faith. They don’t know about the reasons for your betrayal, and your grandmother is safe. An old friend agreed to take her in and care for her. She was always more than a good friend to your granny, and you know, she’ll keep her word.
Rogers rises from his seat to tower over you. He lifts your chin with his index finger to force you to look into your executioner’s eyes. “So, tell me, was it worth it stealing from me? Did you buy shiny things, a car maybe?”
“She didn’t have anything of value with her. Her car is a wreck, and she got kicked out of her apartment. The rat was hiding at the shadiest motel you can imagine.”
“Buck,” your boss nods. “Thank you for the input. Please bring me the box over there.” Steve says, still holding your gaze. He searches your face, enjoying the fear in your eyes and how your lips tremble.
“Got it,” Bucky gets a little black box. Instead of handing it to your boss, he places it in front of you. “I hope you enjoy the last moments of your life, little rat.” He chuckles before leaving the room.
“You know, I’m a player.” Steve flashes you a smile, but it doesn’t reach his cold blue eyes. “Rats like you have two options. You can accept your fate, and I’ll kill you fast, or you can open the box and take whatever punishment you’ll find inside.”
“What?” You furrow your brows. Steve Rogers will kill you either way. There is not a chance he’ll show mercy and let you go.
“I like to play,” he repeats. “I only play with people who didn’t steal from me for themselves or selfish reasons,” Steve smirks when you whimper again. “I know about your grandmother and where I can find her.”
You suck in a breath. “Please, I’ll do anything. Torture me, kill me. I don’t care.” You cry. “She didn’t know. I swear, Granny believes I got a promotion. Please…” You beg and plead.
“Well then, choose the box, and I’ll shelter your grandmother’s life,” he snarls. “If not, she’ll die with you tonight.”
Steve hides that he doesn’t kill grannies. He has standards and rules.
With trembling fingers, you open the box. All that you find is a red dice. It doesn’t look different from the ones you handled at the casino, though.
“Oh, the dice?” He smirks darkly and crouches down to cup your face. “You got lucky, doll. If you get a six, you are free to go.”
“What about the other numbers?” You whisper, afraid to speak louder. “Sir?”
“Every other number means fun for me,” he laughs as you make a face. “Go ahead, doll. Roll the dice.”
You grab the dice and roll it without thinking twice. Holding your breath, you watch it land on…
If you want to read more, we see us in 2025…
Read more here: Part 1
Tags in reblog.
#steve rogers#steve rogers x reader#steve rogers x you#steve rogers x y/n#x reader#mafia au#Roll the dice#mobster!steve rogers
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i cant understand people who wouldnt want to keep their own extracted teeth. do you realize how few opportunities you will have in your entire lifetime to hold a bone that your body generated in your own two hands? and you'd abandon them without a second thought?
#text#random thought#yes i have ALL four of my extracted wisdom teeth still#and OBVIOUSLY i sometimes rattle them around in my palm like im about to roll dice#like any person who understands their importance would
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✨🌸✨
Maybe not for everyone but definitely for someone
#dice maker#dice#dice set#dnd#handmade#roll for initiative#ttrpg#dungeons and dragons#dnd dice#handmade dice
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